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How To Tell When “The Thing” Is On

“The Thing” is a devilish tactic implored by EA Sports game developers to outright prevent you from winning a game.

  • Open net shots bounce off the post
  • Open shots fly into the stands
  • Shots against you trickle in… from center ice
  • Puck physics suddenly disappear and reappear after you lose control of the puck
  • Tie Domi scores a hat trick against you
  • Player you control takes a great shot from the point, the wrong way
  • You cannot accept a pass
  • Computer controlled players on your team commit penalties

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