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The 2006-2007 Season Begins

The 2006-2007 NHL season kicked off today. The three games on the NHL slate were decent games with similar outcomes. All of them ended with 5 total goals, no multiple goal scorers, and the road team coming out victorious. Unfortunately for the kiddies in Chokeytown, the season began the same way it will end, without a game played by Detroit.

As Dennis Miller would say, “I don’t mean to get off on a rant, but…” I am sick and tired of the NHL season always dropping the puck with a whimper. All of the other national sports, including NASCAR, begin with enthusiasm and stamina. For baseball, employees skip work to attend Opening Day, football has a showcase game on Thursday night, basketball has at least two games on national television, but where is hockey? Today was just another Wednesday night to most people, nothing different, no party atmosphere, and some, like me, cursing the cable company for not carrying Outdoor Life Network.

Don’t get me wrong, being a hockey fan is somewhat elitist, but not being able to walk into your local “sports” bar and see your team, when no other sports are on, is somewhat upsetting. Geographic location has plenty to do with my personal setbacks, but I live in a city that has an NHL team. It’s coached by the greatest player to ever play the game. It has future Hall of Fame players on its roster. And nobody cares

Glendale Arena will probably sell out the opener tomorrow, but from then on it will surely be downhill, attendance wise, for the Phoenix Coyotes. Phoenix is such a fair weather market. Unless Chokeytown is in town, tickets are always available. Self-serve seat upgrades are always possible during the first intermission. The crowd usually arrives late and leaves early. Roenick is the “best player”. Molson Canadian is $7.00. Scalpers are out of their mind. And to top it all of most of the fans know dick about hockey. For example, I attended the preseason game on September 30th between the Anaheim Ducks and Phoenix Coyotes. The lower bowl tickets were easy to acquire since there was hardly anyone there and I sat next to Teemu Selanne and Todd Marchant. Now, I’m not sure if it was from lack of fans being there, their respect for superstars, or if the typical Phoenix fan just doesn’t know hockey, I’m guessing the latter, but Selanne was not approached. That lasted until the 3rd period where upon returning to my seat with my $7.00 Molson Canadian, I proceeded to ask Mr. Selanne for a picture with him. Suddenly everyone was catching wind of who was in the same section and sitting near them the entire game. Of course they didn’t know he scored 76 goals in his rookie season, but one would think that these great Coyote fans would know their own. Selanne, in fact, scored those 76 goals as a member of the Winnipeg Jets only four seasons prior to the franchise moving to Phoenix. Is it like this everywhere else in the country? I’ve been to games in Anaheim, Los Angeles, and Colorado, no one talks hockey and I blame the NHL.

Just 3 months removed from the pandemonium that is the Stanley Cup playoffs is lost to a new season. No promotion for the beginning of the season is done. No games are setup during the day for me to skip work for. No spotlight from the major networks. Just another day.

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A New Season of Choking Begins

As Chokeytown sleeps, again trying to forget the dismal 6 game choke last April, the Choke Monkey rampages though downtown Detroit taking reprieve from his long off season in the rafters of Joe Louis Arena. For those of you trying to get a glimpse of the dormant Choke Monkey need to look slightly beyond the ridiculous 8-arm choking machine between the 1955 and 1997 Stanley Cup banners.

Chokeytown is the on eve of probably the greatest choke potential the National Hockey League has seen since the awful seasons of the late 80s and early 90s. Shanahan and Yzerman are both gone. The Wings bring back an aged, nearly an AARP member, goaltender in Dominik Hasek. With a near dead of old age Chris Chelios and has-beens like Mathieu Schneider, Kris Draper, and Kirk Maltby Chokeytown’s team pushes an average age of over 30. When, not if, Hasek is hurt during the season, Chokeytown will once again throw their hopes on the red beard and Roy-beaten face of Chris Osgood. The season has a dull, almost funeral like overtone echoing from the rafters of the Joe.

Chokeline Prediction: 9th place finish in the west for Detroit.

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